Open 5 a.m. · the chalk is fresh
Lift heavy.
Complain later.
A no-mirror-selfie gym with coaches who remember your name and your skipped leg days.
> No mirrors on the squat floor. Your form was lying to you anyway.
- reps you did
- 0
- reps you did
- kg moved
- 0
- kg moved
- mirrors on squat floor
- 0
- mirrors on squat floor
Load the bar, then hit REP. Coach is watching. Coach is always watching.
60 kg
- Leg day is not optional
- Re-rack your weights. Your mom doesn't work here
- Mirror selfies: 1 per session, max
- Grunting is free. Screaming costs extra
- Cardio is just running away from your problems. Efficiently
- “I'll start Monday” — you, for 3 years
- Protein shake ≠ personality
- Wipe the bench. Please. We're begging
The excuse shredder
Bring your excuse. Leave without it.
Tap the one you've been using. Our coaches have heard all of them, usually at 6 a.m., usually from themselves.
Excuse-o-matic 3000
Waiting for input
Pick an excuse. Any excuse. We have a comeback for every one of them.
6 excuses left in your arsenal.
Timetable
Pick your suffering.
Flames tell you how hard it is. Spots tell you how many other people will witness it.
06:00
Monday Massacre
Coach Tanvi · 3 spots left
07:30
Squat Church
Coach Bhim · 8 spots left
19:00
Desk Posture Rehab
Coach Leela · 12 spots left
Membership
Honest pricing. Honest results.
Longer commitment, lower price. Just like a relationship, but this one actually makes you feel better.
The Tourist
Gym floor access, locker, and a coach who waves at you.
₹1,700/month
₹1,999· billed ₹10,200 for 6 months- Open gym 5 a.m.–11 p.m.
- Locker (bring a lock)
- 1 intro session
- Most chosen
The Regular
Everything plus unlimited classes and a programme that changes every 6 weeks.
₹2,970/month
₹3,499· billed ₹17,820 for 6 months- Unlimited classes
- Custom programme
- Monthly body check-in
- Towel service
The Project
3 one-to-one sessions a week, food plan, WhatsApp coach. Nowhere to hide.
₹6,800/month
₹7,999· billed ₹40,800 for 6 months- 12 PT sessions / month
- Food plan (no ‘cheat days’)
- WhatsApp check-ins
- Everything in Regular
No joining fee. No lock-in on monthly. No guy in a suit trying to upsell you at the door.
The coaches
Certified. Slightly scary.
Real certifications, real experience, real ability to spot a half rep from across the room. Tap a card for the gossip.
Reviews
Sore reviewers. Happy reviewers.
Rated in dumbbells, because stars don't do deadlifts.
4.5
avg. · 6 dummy reviews
“Bhim fixed my squat in 10 minutes. I'd been doing it wrong for 6 years. I'm angry and grateful.”
Karan D. · Google
“Tanvi's HIIT class made me see my ancestors. Booked again for Friday.”
Neha R. · Google
“No mirror on the squat floor was weird at first. Now I actually look at my form instead of my hair.”
Imran S. · Instagram
“First gym where nobody stared at me for being new. Someone even showed me how the cable machine works.”
Priya G. · Justdial
“Took ‘Burpee Apology Tour’. I have apologised to everyone I've ever met. -2 stars for my legs.”
Aditya V. · Google
“Clean, loud, no judgement. The WhatsApp check-ins from my coach are scarier than my mom's.”
Simran K. · Google
Free 7-day pass
One week free. Zero excuses.
Fill this in, show the pass at the desk. Coach gives you a tour, a programme and exactly one compliment.
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- Goal
- Get stronger
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Pass prints here. Laminated with sweat on first use.